神級(jí)邏輯英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)系列

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　　打獵

神級(jí)邏輯英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)系列

　　Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

　　兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話(huà)。接線(xiàn)員沉著地說(shuō)：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”于是，接線(xiàn)員在電話(huà)里聽(tīng)到一聲槍響，然后聽(tīng)到那獵人接著問(wèn)：“第二步怎辦?

　　我沒(méi)睡著

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seatwas already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to beasleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:"Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyesclosed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladiesstanding up beside me in a crowded car."

　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車(chē)之后，車(chē)上的座位全都被占滿(mǎn)了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。

　　“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車(chē)上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

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