簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全一：
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to besuperstitious(迷信的') !"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全二：
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you've never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George's shoulder. "Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It's just that they're all in here!"
簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)笑話大全三：
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep(熟睡的). Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
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