一句話英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　一句話英語(yǔ)笑話大全一：

　　Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar(電車) this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.

　　Boy: Well,what did you do ?

　　Girl: I looked at him as if I had.

　　一句話英語(yǔ)笑話大全二：

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)，“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。”

　　一句話英語(yǔ)笑話大全三：

　　Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.

　　"Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman.

　　"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.

　　"What? ...But why?"

　　"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."

　　The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.

　　The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"

　　The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"

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