英語小笑話爆笑

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英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　英語小笑話大全爆笑一：

英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

　　Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

　　"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled."

　　"My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time."

　　"My husband promptly removed a revolver* from his pocket and shot him."

　　"I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

　　*tranquillity：寧靜

　　*revolver：左輪手槍

　　英語小笑話大全爆笑二：

　　A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

　　After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.

　　"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

　　"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

　　英語小笑話大全爆笑三：

　　"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

　　"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

　　"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

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