英語幽默笑話短

　　英語幽默笑話短一：

　　Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".

　　英語幽默笑話短二：

　　GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　英語幽默笑話短三：

　　TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. "Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?" "She is a baby, " I replied. "All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."

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