英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話(huà)精選
1、Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
重大事件
老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?
小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯誕生。
老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?
小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯過(guò)他的三周歲生日。.
2、Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
兒子：爸爸，聽(tīng)說(shuō)在非洲的一些地方男人在結(jié)婚前根本不認(rèn)識(shí)他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實(shí)際上所有的國(guó)家都是這樣的。
3、The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢(qián)才能結(jié)婚呢?”
“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢(qián)。”父親回答。
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