爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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精選爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話3則

　　英語(yǔ)笑話：一還是二 One or Two

精選爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話3則

　　Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

　　Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

　　顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤(pán)子里怎么只有一塊肉?

　　服務(wù)員：先生，請(qǐng)稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。

　　英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的.早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“親愛(ài)的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”

　　英語(yǔ)小笑話：Two Pieces of Cake 兩塊蛋糕

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　兩塊蛋糕

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

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