有趣的英語(yǔ)小笑話
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cry
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 媽媽在廚房里問(wèn)。"他在哭。"
"沒(méi)事兒，媽媽?zhuān)?quot; 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。"
"他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?"
"是的。" "我?guī)退酝陼r(shí)，他也哭了。"
可憐的男人
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"
酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
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