足球的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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關(guān)于足球的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　笑話(huà)就是為了給各位方式的哦，各位，一起看看下面的`關(guān)于足球的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，請(qǐng)看：

關(guān)于足球的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　關(guān)于足球的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)【1】

　　Can his football come out to play

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play?"

　　"No," said the mother, "It's too cold."

　　"Well, then," said George, "Can his football come out to play?"

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽�！�

　　“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢？”老師問(wèn)道。

　　“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了�！丙溈嘶卮鹫f(shuō)。

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